The Incorporated States of Average Income is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.29 billion Average Incomeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Average Incomean economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 209,836 monies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,580,866 per year while the poor average 7,934, a ratio of 199 to 1.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, a third of Average Incomeans are e-certified CEOs, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Average Income's national animal is the cash cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Average Income is ranked 281,307^th in the world and 18^th in Stats for Safest, scoring 4.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.